What do you want for Christmas?

I admit it, i want some clothes for Christmas...no let me rephrase that i need some new levis for Christmas. As with all clothes that we have for awhile, the get holes in them or fade out. the holes appear in some of the oddest spots, well for me it that is. So yesterday, my parents called me up and was like got any suggestions that santa might bring for you? I said my usual, i need some new jeans, mom knew what i was talking about since ive wore the some size and style since high school. So she said ok and said ill talk to you later...later comes...ring- hello (its mom again) what do you mean they dont have my size, grrr, so i ranted. Here it goes: AMERICA IS GETTING FATTER! the obesity trend in the US is on the rise, im upset bc i cant find the size of pants i need now. the clothing industry is starting to cater to the obese population, which is find and dandy but where the fuck am i going to buy pants at? where's my love? there is obviously no love for the tiny ppl out there that love to wear their levis...:( - whew! mom asked is that it? very hesitant and scared at what possibly ill say next, no i said thats about it for right now... This is partly the reason i am becoming a PE Teacher, to help fight back the obesity trends. So im in an energetic mood so after work, im going to the gym! (Im gonna pump you up!) in her best arnie voice - hehe. well ill catch you all later. Good Luck with finals!